Vocals: Howlin' Ferret

In space no one can here you scream, but they can still hear Clive. Don't worry about your daughters, but do lock up your microphones!

Previous Bands: Emerson, Leek and Palmer

Role Model: Max Boyce

Hobbies: Crash Test Dummy for VW

Most likely to say: "Whistling? What whistling?"

Gig Rider: 2 kegs of gunpowder served in a tortilla, or a kebab with extra chili.  Both of which have the desired irrigational benefits

Guitar: Clueless Sultana

Often spotted stage left, looking like a rabbit in your car headlights. Some say Stage fright, others diagnose Parkinsons.

Previous Bands: Cellar Dwellers: A 60s style Garage band. Disbanded in the 90's when they lost use of the garage

Role Model: Blind Lemon Drizzle Cake, legendary bluesman from the Delta.

Hobbies: Stress, and breeding FX pedals. He has now raised 14 young stomp boxes from an original breeding pair of a Boss Flanger and Crybaby wah-wah

Most likely to say: "Actually, I'm a bit nervous!"

Gig Rider: 3 Alcopops, 4 valium, and a hypnotherapy CD

Bass: John Earwhistle

He hit the big time in the 60s, making several appearances on "Ready Steady Goat", a local farming programme for ITV Westcountry. The onset of tinitus caused by the monotonal droning of the goats he spent so much time with, meant he went on to learn bass guitar. Some say you can still hear the influence of those horny ruminants in his playing even now.

Previous Bands: The Rockin' Chairs

Role model: John Entwistle

Hobbies: Medical examinations

Most likely to say: "I had twice as much room last time we played here"

Gig Rider: A couple of copies of his favourite mags: "Big and Bassy" or "Reader's Amps"

Keyboards: Joan 'Lord, where did you get that amp?'

Musical Mistress with educational overtones. Multi talented, or just a show off, you decide.

Previous Bands: Royal Naval College Quartet, or it could have been a threesome, she cant remember.

Role Model: Ian Anderson

Hobbies: Spending time with her pet rabbit, Roger.

Most Likely to Say: “Well, its obviously a C natural with an augmented 5th you clowns”

Gig Rider: Anything from the Linda Mcartney range.

Drums: Gingerbread Baker

Previous Bands: Too many to mention!

Role Models: Keith Moon

Hobbies: Self inflected injuries through DIY

Most Likely to say: Do I start this number or what?

Gig Rider: Bandages, plasters and painkillers